The Commune

Whacky Tobaccy in the Gym locker room

Funny moment today at work.

I’m standing at the desk taking care of a sign up when one of my members comes to the desk to bring something to my attention.

It’s Tony.

Tony is a tall, buff, very handsome guy. Incredibly friendly but can do one hell of an angry voice.

While he was gathering his things to leave the gym he encountered some teenagers in the locker room hitting their weed vape pen. He confronted them jokingly.

“You kids smoking weed in here?!”

Look, I’m not exactly paid enough to confront some potentially hot-headed kiddos. And nobody has complained. But I figured I’d at least have some fun with it and maybe scare them just enough to never pull that stunt again.

I walked into the locker room where the teens were gathered. Walked a ring around the perimeter. Stopped near them. Muttered to myself: “Hmmmm…..interesting” then proceeded to walk out.

The fear on their face was priceless.

Anyways, don’t hit the penjamin until you’re at least 21, kids. And certainly don’t do it in a public gym.

Had a good laugh with Tony after that.

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